Top 5 Snoke Theories from Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Snoke

Star Wars: The Force Awakens opened a year ago and people have had plenty of time to form theories as to who “Supreme Leader Snoke” is and how he ties into the Star Wars universe. Snoke only appears in Starkiller Base as a hologram, so there’s no way to know for sure how large he […]

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December 23, 2016

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Fire Marshal Mark

For fire safety, Monster has several people on each floor assigned to be “fire marshals” and ensure that people get out if there’s a fire. Mark is ours…so we’ve been giving him a hard time about it. Peter edited a parking lot photo and sent it out…and then I added the fire. You can see […]

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May 7, 2003

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Read it and weep!

I can’t believe people actually publish books like this: Is stacking cubes really such a difficult task that it requires a $39.95 book to teach people? By the way, you’ve gotta love the devil horn on that red-tinted woman.

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March 28, 2003

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Something Good About Hood

“Now they have this new Hood light block milk bottle, but I already have something that blocks the sunlight out of my milk bottle. It’s called… my refrigerator. I have another level of insulation around that called… my house. It cost me about $200,000 to build that little ecosystem.” – Paul Nardizzi

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September 18, 2002

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Phone Call

*RING* “Hello?” “Hi, this is Bob from AT&T Broadband.” “Oh. Okay.” “I’m calling to let you know that we’ll be in your area in August.” “I guess I should put some pants on then.” “Errr… Yeah, and I’m calling today to find out if you’d be interested in saving money on your current AT&T Broadband […]

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July 22, 2002

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Oh no! Aliens!

...but it's aliens.

I saw a clip of this on TLC tonight. It cracked me up… Bournemouth was the first town in Britain in which closed circuit television was installed in public places. In 1985, Bournemouth people welcomed it, but in the last few years some have begun to suspect that it is being used less for deterrence […]

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January 27, 2002

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Fire and Ice Theme Song

Okay, since that last entry ended up being yet another bitch about FreakBoss, I want to make up for it. Here’s a little song I wrote a while back for Fire and Ice…the favorite gathering place of Boston-area Anime on DVD members. (Okay, so I didn’t write it entirely. I took a first-season MST3K song and […]

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November 18, 2001

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I hate telemarketers!

“Hi, I’m calling from the Daily News Tribune and I was wondering if you had received a complimentary copy of our paper on Friday.” “No, I don’t believe so.” “Great! Well in that case I’m able to offer you a subscription to our paper at a reduced rate. We’ll bill you for Monday through Thursday […]

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November 6, 2001

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