I hate telemarketers!

“Hi, I’m calling from the Daily News Tribune and I was wondering if you had received a complimentary copy of our paper on Friday.”
“No, I don’t believe so.”
“Great! Well in that case I’m able to offer you a subscription to our paper at a reduced rate. We’ll bill you for Monday through Thursday but Friday is free! I’d like to sign you up right now. What’s your first name?”
“Okay, and your last name?”
“Peter Peter?”
“Yes. I’m a pumpkin eater.”

November 6, 2001

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