Fire Marshal Mark

For fire safety, Monster has several people on each floor assigned to be “fire marshals” and ensure that people get out if there’s a fire. Mark is ours…so we’ve been giving him a hard time about it. Peter edited a parking lot photo and sent it out…and then I added the fire. You can see […]

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May 7, 2003

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Read it and weep!

I can’t believe people actually publish books like this: Is stacking cubes really such a difficult task that it requires a $39.95 book to teach people? By the way, you’ve gotta love the devil horn on that red-tinted woman.

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March 28, 2003

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Something Good About Hood

“Now they have this new Hood light block milk bottle, but I already have something that blocks the sunlight out of my milk bottle. It’s called… my refrigerator. I have another level of insulation around that called… my house. It cost me about $200,000 to build that little ecosystem.” – Paul Nardizzi

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September 18, 2002

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Phone Call

*RING* “Hello?” “Hi, this is Bob from AT&T Broadband.” “Oh. Okay.” “I’m calling to let you know that we’ll be in your area in August.” “I guess I should put some pants on then.” “Errr… Yeah, and I’m calling today to find out if you’d be interested in saving money on your current AT&T Broadband […]

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July 22, 2002

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