Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe…
I love this page. The best part about it is that they’re totally serious.
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AT&T Again
By the way, AT&T Broadband called last night to ask if I wanted phone service (AGAIN)…while I was having trouble with my cable modem connection for like the 7th straight day. Would I be interested in their digital phone service? Not a chance in Hell.
Read More AT&T AgainMomentai!
I spent WAY too much on a stuffed Terriermon. Look for him around my neck at AXNY. Maybe…
Read More Momentai!Antarctica: The Smartest Continent
I had a weird dream last night that I just (partially) remembered. Apparently I was thrilled to learn that Antarctica was all in one time zone. I don’t think that’s actually true, but for some reason I was really happy to find that out in my dream. Weird.
Read More Antarctica: The Smartest ContinentRed Bull gives you things
I bought a Red Bull energy drink a few months back and forgot I had it in my fridge until last night. …so I tried it. Tasted icky…and certainly didn’t “give me wings”. I was quite lazy. What a scam. …but at least I got 250% of my recommended daily allowance of Vitamin B12. …and […]
Read More Red Bull gives you thingsWork? Heh…no thanks.
Our boss leaves the office at 2:45. Her boss is out all week. …and HER boss is out all week too. …and HIS boss is off doing press interviews in the UK or something. Why did it take us until 3:45 to realize the prison guards were gone and the gates were open? Damn. We’re […]
Read More Work? Heh…no thanks.Nothing to see here…move along.
If you’re reading this, you must be way too bored.
Read More Nothing to see here…move along.Phone Call
*RING* “Hello?” “Hi, this is Bob from AT&T Broadband.” “Oh. Okay.” “I’m calling to let you know that we’ll be in your area in August.” “I guess I should put some pants on then.” “Errr… Yeah, and I’m calling today to find out if you’d be interested in saving money on your current AT&T Broadband […]
Read More Phone CallLivin’ in the fridge
Every Friday at 10am we get this e-mail: We will be cleaning all the refrigerators today at 2:00. Please label or remove any items you do not want thrown away. We will check dates on things like yogurt and salad dressing and will keep if the dates are good. It is always safest for you […]
Read More Livin’ in the fridgeDie, blog, die!
In case you hadn’t noticed, I’m not really updating this anymore. 😛 Maybe again someday. Not right now.
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