AT&T Again

By the way, AT&T Broadband called last night to ask if I wanted phone service (AGAIN)…while I was having trouble with my cable modem connection for like the 7th straight day. Would I be interested in their digital phone service? Not a chance in Hell.

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August 13, 2002

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Antarctica: The Smartest Continent

I had a weird dream last night that I just (partially) remembered. Apparently I was thrilled to learn that Antarctica was all in one time zone. I don’t think that’s actually true, but for some reason I was really happy to find that out in my dream. Weird.

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August 12, 2002

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Red Bull gives you things

I bought a Red Bull energy drink a few months back and forgot I had it in my fridge until last night. …so I tried it. Tasted icky…and certainly didn’t “give me wings”. I was quite lazy. What a scam. …but at least I got 250% of my recommended daily allowance of Vitamin B12. …and […]

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August 12, 2002

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Work? Heh…no thanks.

Our boss leaves the office at 2:45. Her boss is out all week. …and HER boss is out all week too. …and HIS boss is off doing press interviews in the UK or something. Why did it take us until 3:45 to realize the prison guards were gone and the gates were open? Damn. We’re […]

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August 9, 2002

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Phone Call

*RING* “Hello?” “Hi, this is Bob from AT&T Broadband.” “Oh. Okay.” “I’m calling to let you know that we’ll be in your area in August.” “I guess I should put some pants on then.” “Errr… Yeah, and I’m calling today to find out if you’d be interested in saving money on your current AT&T Broadband […]

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July 22, 2002

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Livin’ in the fridge

Every Friday at 10am we get this e-mail: We will be cleaning all the refrigerators today at 2:00. Please label or remove any items you do not want thrown away. We will check dates on things like yogurt and salad dressing and will keep if the dates are good. It is always safest for you […]

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July 19, 2002

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Let’s talk about the weather

Damn, it’s hot and humid here. I wish I had AC in this place. I finally got the part I needed from AutoZone and hooked up those lights in the front of my car tonight. They’re cheesy, but fun. Okay, I need a shower before bed. I’m all sticky and gross from this humidity.

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June 26, 2002

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