Jeff Taylor, our company’s fearless leader (or one of them anyway), promised us juice in the office this morning. There wasn’t any. My co-workers and I were really looking forward to getting to the office and having some juice today…but we were denied. Man, don’t promise things you can’t deliver.
Read More Where’s my juice?!We just found a little hole in DoubleClick. You can get anyone running DoubleClick’s DART Enterprise AdServer to redirect to any other web site. Just find their ad server and edit the event.ng part so that it looks like this: http://adserver.somecompany.com/event.ng/Type=click&Redirect=http://www.YourWebSite.com Some porn site is doing that to us. We’re making DoubleClick fix it for […]
Read More How to exploit DoubleClick without really tryingNow, except for some Apple products, I don’t normally stand behind any product and endorse it…but after this past weekend, I feel obligated to endorse this one product… Colgate Tartar Control Plus Whitening toothpaste. Seriously. I went up to Maine to visit my grandmothers on Sunday afternoon. While sitting and talking with one of them, […]
Read More WARNING: PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT“Oh, your nightly jobs aren’t running because there’s an error in the log file. Our fine product isn’t smart enough to just IGNORE the errors. That would make sense. “Anyway, the error must be caused by something in one of your ad orders. Here’s a list of over 3000. Look through them for bad HTML […]
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I need to go buy more Mentos tonight. Secret AXNY plan. Backup plan, actually. I won’t be able to make Hamtaro cookies before I leave. …and I’m not sure people would want to eat my cookies anyway. I suck at cooking and baking. Bought a Pepsi Blue in the office complex cafeteria. My co-workers (still) […]
Read More The Freshmaker!Okay, what the hell is this crap? It was sent via my web site. Why is this person asking ME? Feedback from: http://www.adequate.com/copyright.html Can you please tell me how TV Teddy is suppose to work ? Do you need some other apparatus beside TV Teddy and batter- in him to make him work? Thanks Susan […]
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I put up most of my TotemCon report and will probably finish that today. I also modified the con list so that it will display options and dates in English (default), French, German, and Spanish if your browser is set to prefer one of those languages. (Google does the same thing.) Esperanto, Portugese, and Norwegian […]
Read More ProjectsYou ever have that feeling like your memory is slipping and stuff you’ve tried to remember to do for a while keeps getting forgotten? Happens to me a lot. Pisses me off. I have to go wander the apartment with a trash bag now. Trash truck comes by tomorrow morning and this place is a […]
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I love this page. The best part about it is that they’re totally serious.
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