Something Good About Hood

“Now they have this new Hood light block milk bottle, but I already have something that blocks the sunlight out of my milk bottle. It’s called… my refrigerator. I have another level of insulation around that called… my house. It cost me about $200,000 to build that little ecosystem.” – Paul Nardizzi

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September 18, 2002

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Silver CHiPs

Yesterday was the silver (25th) anniversary of “CHiPs”. Why do I care? Because I was stupid enough to have made the world’s first web site for the show. (It started as a joke! I don’t even really like the show!) Anyway, over the last seven years, the site has grown and grown from information people […]

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September 16, 2002

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Where’s my juice?!

Jeff Taylor, our company’s fearless leader (or one of them anyway), promised us juice in the office this morning. There wasn’t any. My co-workers and I were really looking forward to getting to the office and having some juice today…but we were denied. Man, don’t promise things you can’t deliver.

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September 11, 2002

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How to exploit DoubleClick without really trying

We just found a little hole in DoubleClick. You can get anyone running DoubleClick’s DART Enterprise AdServer to redirect to any other web site. Just find their ad server and edit the event.ng part so that it looks like this: http://adserver.somecompany.com/event.ng/Type=click&Redirect=http://www.YourWebSite.com Some porn site is doing that to us. We’re making DoubleClick fix it for […]

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September 10, 2002

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WARNING: PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT

Now, except for some Apple products, I don’t normally stand behind any product and endorse it…but after this past weekend, I feel obligated to endorse this one product… Colgate Tartar Control Plus Whitening toothpaste. Seriously. I went up to Maine to visit my grandmothers on Sunday afternoon. While sitting and talking with one of them, […]

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September 10, 2002

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DoubleClick is stupid

“Oh, your nightly jobs aren’t running because there’s an error in the log file. Our fine product isn’t smart enough to just IGNORE the errors. That would make sense. “Anyway, the error must be caused by something in one of your ad orders. Here’s a list of over 3000. Look through them for bad HTML […]

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September 9, 2002

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The Freshmaker!

Menchtos

I need to go buy more Mentos tonight. Secret AXNY plan. Backup plan, actually. I won’t be able to make Hamtaro cookies before I leave. …and I’m not sure people would want to eat my cookies anyway. I suck at cooking and baking. Bought a Pepsi Blue in the office complex cafeteria. My co-workers (still) […]

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August 29, 2002

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Idiots love Adequate.com!

Okay, what the hell is this crap? It was sent via my web site. Why is this person asking ME? Feedback from: http://www.adequate.com/copyright.html Can you please tell me how TV Teddy is suppose to work ? Do you need some other apparatus beside TV Teddy and batter- in him to make him work? Thanks Susan […]

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August 28, 2002

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