"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
   -p@

I really do feel gyped that the "Transformers" and "Gobots" have guns and all we have are these dumb swords.
   -F. P. Muckley

Do you ever have that "not-quite-do-fresh" feeling?
   -Tim L.

Ready? Okay. MOON THEM!!!
   -Tim L.

Oh! Excuse me! Just had a little overload in my rear thruster...
   -Tim L.

I wish we signed up with Fox. Look how much dough those damn 'Zords are making!
   -Michelle

You know, in this light, you do sort of resemble Zoro.
   -Tim L.

"Don't even think about it. She's mine."
   -TigerNinja

Did you hear the one about the lawyer and the catfish?
   -Peter Forsberg

Could ya put the seat down next time? I'm serious man, I fell in today.
   -Jason

Ya know, I'm really getting tired of always being the Decepticon!
   -Akira Dev

Yeah, the FAA Grounded half my body today...
   -Doc Evil

Doesn't Lance get motion sickness when you swing that sword around?
   -Doc Evil

Say, you got your jumper cables on you? My leg won't start...
   -Doc Evil

But to his surprise, instead of breaking the ice, his "erector set" pickup line backfired horribly.
   -Roy

Dennis sighed. Louis was out of step again. It was time to take his tap dancing career solo.
   -Roy

I can't believe you're wearing that hat in public!
   -Roy

They told me that this sword was supposed to be one of a kind
   -Miriam

I've never noticed how beautiful your metallic titanium alloyd morphinenzimes are
   -sk8er_sid

Vinegar and salt are okay...but I prefer chrome polish for a shine you can see your face in..
   -Kachina-Go-Lightly

"uh no offense or anything but, we ARE the original Voltron. I think we can handle traffic control".
   -alethea

It appears we are being attacked by large mettalic spears of some descrip........EUURRRGGGHHH!
   -Skimpoff

"C'mon... Give us a kiss!"
   -Doc Evil

Pee-yew! Did you fail the emissions test again?
   -chios

Two Voltrons share a gay moment before warping to the Troika Moons to stop Lotor's Doom Fleet.
   -Jeannette (Ginger's Roommate)

Hey! Watch where you point those shoulders, lion-freak.
   -Dusty

Move over, Lion Boy! You're hogging the spotlight!
   -Space Cowboy

Right, you take Stone Cold, I'll take The Rock.
   -Venus Di Mylo

Shall we flip a coin to see who goes first?
   -Da Krazy KiLLa

"Hey, Vehicle, what exactly is that chestplate FOR, anyway? Does Ginger enjoy staring at the ground in combat?"
   -EmSeeSquared

"Hi, Voltron! I'm Voltron! Err--I mean...Listen, what should we call each other, because this is REALLY gonna confuse the spectators?"
   -EmSeeSquared

"I'll take the big guy!" "WHICH big guy? Or do you mean Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot?"
   -EmSeeSquared

"No, I don't have a chip on my shoulder...I have a Chip IN my shoulder. You have a Pidge."
   -Durandal

"You'd tell me if I looked silly in this hat, wouldn't you?"
   -Yossarian

Yes, I used to have trouble with my chest plate jiggling while I was fighting or jogging. But I found that a thin layer of springy cloth attached around the chest and with loops that go over the shoulders does a world of good. It really works, cross my heart!
   -chazzer

I could never stay mad at you. Come over here and give me a hug!
   -chazzer

I already told you " I'm not that kind of robot!!!
   -Animan

Now remember "Use the force".
   -Saiyanman

Don`t forget our date tonight, and bring that huge sword.
   -Curtis Bernard

2: So we teleport the Robeast to Angel Grove? V: Right, and when the Rangers are distracted, we pants the Megazord.
   -Power Hater

"He was a great guy to be with... I think I'll go out with him again sometime."
   -Queenie Z