Viagra, the quicker picker upper..
   -YuppieThug

Let there be light!
   -Lady Saiya-jin

"Now if I can just reach up another inch, I can change this annoyingly overbright lightbulb."
   -Kaimiro

"Arise, Rodimus Prime" "Now, light our darkest hour!"
   -EmSeeSquared

"Behold, the new and improved glow stick. It's twice as bright and lasts twice as long."
   -c0rpse[nL]

Man, look at the size of this firefly I caught!
   -EmSeeSquared

You mean I can have a lightsaber instead of a Blazing Sword? Sweet!
   -EmSeeSquared

I really wish I hadn't sat on my sunglasses. I mean who knew this Blazing Sword thing would really uh...blaze.
   -Alethea

"I HAVE THE POWER!!"
   -EmSeeSquared

Uranus World Shaking!!!
   -baka

Do you think if we used the slogan " we bring good things to light" that GE would sue us?
   -Alethea

Awesome! I've finally gotten a disco ball for Christmas! WALK DOWN TO ELECTRIC AVENUE!!
   -CNW

There are few things (sniff) more beautiful than the miracle of birth.
   -chazzer

Grrr..... I'm never fixing the fuses on Lion boy again
   -WeenieGuy

"I've got the whoooole world, in my hands..."
   -Queenie Z

KAAMMEE-HAAMMEE HAAAAA!!!!
   -Saiyanman

Man!!! If I knew I was going to be this close to the sun, I would have brought my sun screen.
   -Animan

I praise you Jesus!!!
   -Curtis Bernard

I don't just reach for the stars, I can grab them.
   -Dairugger