Red Bull gives you things
I bought a Red Bull energy drink a few months back and forgot I had it in my fridge until last night. …so I tried it. Tasted icky…and certainly didn’t “give me wings”. I was quite lazy. What a scam. …but at least I got 250% of my recommended daily allowance of Vitamin B12. …and those baby carrots I ate gave me 350% of my Vitamin A. I suppose that evens out with the crappy KFC Popcorn Chicken I had for dinner.