Fake it.
Sometimes I consider putting up fake blog entries just to see who freaks out. Stuff like, “I accidentally deleted all the resumes from Monster. I gathered up my belongings and walked out quietly without saying anything.” or “On my way home from work, I accidentally ran over someone trying to cross the street. I got so scared that I just kept driving.” Haven’t done that yet though… Probably won’t. I’m not that disturbed.