Stop singing, dammit!
I kid you not, on three separate occasions while I was Christmas shopping on Friday and Saturday, people nearby started singing Christmas songs. I’d just be browsing the merchandise, minding my own business and someone would come up, look at something near me, and burst into song!
Each time, I just gave them really strange looks and walked away quickly. …and by the third time I was almost running to get away.
Had it all happened in the same store or maybe at the same mall, I’d have thought that I was on some hidden camera show. It was that bizarre.
I hate Christmas songs.