"Oon, watch where you point that thing!"
   -PatrickD

"...and instead of a leg on Scuzzlebut, there's nothing but...Oon!"
   -PatrickD

Knee-high Warriors - the most feared force in the entire galaxy.
   -PatrickD

At only 3 foot 6 inches tall, it was no stretch of the imagination why Oon took up gynecology after Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors.
   -Tim L.

midget wraiors are the most comon and popular wildlife
   -Tom Seorvo

I claim this planet in the name of MARS!
   -Doc Evil

Damn, Oon! Where'd you find a Rocket Pop that size?!?
   -Doc Evil

Master Jayce, there's a yellowjacket on your butt!
   -Space Cowboy

Yes, I know pink, grey, brown and orange all clash. What am I supposed to do about it?
   -Venus Di Mylo

"Damn, that's one big hemorrhoid you got there Master Jayce"
   -Da Krazy KiLLa

You stand there, I`ll pull it out.
   -Talyn

Oon thinks to himself "I hope Master Jayce doesn't decide to rip one while I'm standing back here."
   -c0rpse[nL]

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper, Oon?"
   -Chaz Nytewing

Where is my Illuninium pew 36 space modulator
   -Jeffery

'Sir, don't you think I've spanked you enough? It was a very minor infraction. Really? You're a bad, bad boy? Very well, if you say so...'
   -Sarah-neko

Alright! You want a piece of me?
   -Celeste

Oon demands satisfaction.
   -Celeste

I'll take that shortpants.
   -Celeste