Jayce has always been an admirer of Herc's muscular arms.
   -PatrickD

Jayce and Herc manage to pin Oon to the floor and start ripping him apart.
   -PatrickD

In space, apparently you never need a comb.
   -PatrickD

"It's not fair," Jayce thought, "I do all the work while he just sits there and moans."
   -Frank Muckley

Jayce alwys knew Herc put something in his own martini, but he didnt know it was steiroids
   -Tom Servo

So Herc... How do you operate this entire ship with only a lever and three buttons?
   -Doc Evil

There it's almost up!
   -Damien S

Jayce bowed his head in shame as Herc admired the awful wallpaper.
   -Sly Cherry Chunks

There it is Jayce. The newest version of Windows XP.
   -Celeste