Jayce looks at Herc and wonders if they'll ever know true love.
Fond of Herc's nice head of hair, Jayce considers borrowing some of his hair dye.
*sniff, sniff* "Herc, did you shower today?"
Herc: "Why so glum chum?" Bif: "It's this damn label in my t-shirt, it's chafing my neck!"
Jayce looked at Herc and began to wonder if Herc was related to Jay Leno.
Jayce thinks "Why can't I have hair like Herc?"
So Jayce... You like gladiator movies?
Jayce: Poached Monster Minds on toast again, Herc?
Herc: "Jayce, do you think they'll ever let me on Celebrity Squares? I'll even take bottom left, no-one picks that."
-Venus Di Mylo
So, kid... Ever see a grown man naked?
'Herc, should I go back for more collagen, or am I done?'