"Oh no! I'd better call Chemlawn!"
   -PatrickD

"Wow! A month on vacation and my plants are still alive."
   -PatrickD

"Oh, this little plant would look just darling next to the gazebo."
   -PatrickD

My God, what have you done to my underwear!? OOH it burns!
   -Noto

What the?!? Hey, I ordered a cheesburger!
   -Tim L.

For the last time, I will not buy you more Miracle Grow!
   -Tim L.

Thats what I get for putting Rogaine in the plant food
   -Tom Servo

" Feed me Seymore! FEED ME NOW!!! "
   -Doc Evil

A-yep! Even in the future, the fastest way to kill a plant is to BUY it...
   -Doc Evil

"Damn, they said my pot plants would get the best of me some day!"
   -Blackhat

Audrey, be nice and for the love of god stop growing!
   -Talyn

#Paint the whole world with a Rainbow!# Come on Sawboss, sing along!
   -Sly Cherry Chunks