Where’s my new kitchen floor?

I get home tonight and there’s a message on my machine from my landlord asking about the rent. Geez, I mail it a little late and he has a cow. …but since it was put in the mail yesterday, there’s not a hell of a lot I can do.

Not that I think he has any right to complain… He promised me a new kitchen floor would be put in soon after I moved in. If you’re keeping score at home, I moved in 368 days ago. …so complaining that the rent is a little late when it’s almost always on time? Bite me.

Will the rent be on time next month? Yes…with a reminder about the floor…AGAIN. The last I heard, he decided to put in new windows upstairs so my floor had to wait. Bah. Give me new windows and I’ll be patient about the floor.

I should tell him, “Oh, I decided to get some new DVDs…so the rent payment had to wait. …just like you got new windows and made my floor wait.”

I could see complaining after a week…but geez!

October 3, 2002

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