More for the Stupid E-mail file

When it rains, it pours… Check out these winners. (I put the good parts of the first one in bold to make sure you see them.)

From: “Debbie Bates”
Subject: [AQ] I love “CHiPs”!

“CHiPs” is the best show ever! It features Frank “Ponch” Poncherello, Jon Baker, Bobby and Bruce Nelson and Sgt. Joe Getraer. They are the greatest characters on motorcycle ever! I am a motorcycle buff and I like riding motorcycles a lot. My ex-husband and I sometimes rides bikes when we visit each other. Well, Ponch is best on the bike ever and Jon in real-life is a tycoon and a president of his computer firm in the LA/Palmdale area. Great job, Larry! Too bad Larry is married and has kids. I wanted to marry him since he is very rich, but somebody else beat me to the punch. Oh well, that’s life. Well, I like rich men, no matter their age even though I am 44 years old and still good-looking! Larry’s character, Jon is a good rider on bikes like Bobby and Bruce are. I heard Bruce Penhall (Bruce Nelson) is a professional motorcycle rider. He is great with the bike, too. Erik could not beat the competition of Bruce Penhall, but Erik is still good and sexy, as always! I love “CHiPs” and they are the best. 25th Anniversary of “CHiPs” this year 1977-2002. Well, I was out of high school when “CHiPs” aired and was getting ready to marry my husband, who became my-ex 4 years ago when I divorced him. We were high-school sweethearts! Unfortunately, I had no children from this marraige of 20 years because he treated me like a slut!Well, that’s show business (in figure of speech tone)! “CHiPs” is #1! I love you all! Love-Debbie Bates

…and here’s a bonus moron for you:

Date: 1 Dec 2002 21:00:14 -0000
From: “Paul Gokin”
Subject: hello

Do you know everything there is to know about Interface Design? Me neither. But I am writing a book on it. It’s free and online Come take a look.

“Hello, I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV…so I’m writing a book on brain surgery.”

December 1, 2002

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