"I didn't mean to decapitate the kitty. Honest!"
Maybe Santa will bring you the rest of the kitty next Christmas.
Mom, do we have any Krazy Glue?
Mom, Kitty coughed up a hairball, but it didn't fit past her throat.
Mom, I looked up the word "neuter" in the dictionary, and... Well, what the vet did to Kitty doesn't seem quite right.
Okay Gargamel, leave the Smurfs alone, or you'll never find out where I hid the rest of Azrial.
Nancy's self esteem improved greatly after she had that ugly mole removed.
You don't like it? But your basketball is so pretty now...
Rennie thought she was doing Luna a favor by feeding the cat helium...
Susie, why can't you carve pumpkins for Halloween like everyone else?
"...and Molly is tres chic wearing a hibiscus flower as a dress and carrying her pet's head as a purse..."
"But ET you forgot to fix Kitty"
"But dad the cat really did lose its body in the kitty litter"
Me and kittey were going to play dodge ball , but we couldn't find a ball!
Who knew cats could be so fragile?
"This is all I could find in the microwave...am I in trouble?"
But...I didn't want a ball with ears!
But Mom, you KNOW I hate head cheese!
But mommy...I thought it would look good impaled on a stick in front of our house!
But MOM, kitty helped me get a strike and 2 spares!