"The new Ginsu 2000! It slices! It dices! 1001 uses! Only 3 easy payments of $19.95."
Bill Gates never knew what hit him.
So, are you ready for your haircut?
"Blazing sword? Yeah, I got your blazing sword right here, Mr. Lionmeister!"
"Now what was that you said about my mother?"
Hey mister, I understand you have some hedges to be trimmed?
It's a letter opener. I made it in shop class...
Look Ma! The diving rod really works!
... and so we see why the princess always had "sword" envy.
"Come on. Come on. That's moxxy!"
okay now this kind of surgery takes a steady hand
Eeee-yup! Got this from my ol' buddy, Crocodile Dundee...
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...
So, do ya like'em sliced or diced?
Never one to watch his cholesterol, Voltron loved to form the "blazing butter knife".
"Wow! I should ask Santa for weapons more often! This is my best Christmas gift EVER!"
My opponent better not be like Darth Maul and have a double-ended Blazing Sword...
My name is Enigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
Either he's really pissed off, or else he's happy to see me.
That's not a knife! This is a knife!