"The new Ginsu 2000! It slices! It dices! 1001 uses! Only 3 easy payments of $19.95."
   -Sven

Bill Gates never knew what hit him.
   -Tim L.

So, are you ready for your haircut?
   -Nachos Kahura

"Blazing sword? Yeah, I got your blazing sword right here, Mr. Lionmeister!"
   -TigerNinja

"Now what was that you said about my mother?"
   -Basil Christopher

Hey mister, I understand you have some hedges to be trimmed?
   -Akira Dev

It's a letter opener. I made it in shop class...
   -Doc Evil

Look Ma! The diving rod really works!
   -Seiyaka

... and so we see why the princess always had "sword" envy.
   -kitKet

"Come on. Come on. That's moxxy!"
   -Sailor Arus

okay now this kind of surgery takes a steady hand
   -alethea

Eeee-yup! Got this from my ol' buddy, Crocodile Dundee...
   -Kachina-Go-Lightly

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...
   -Dusty R.

So, do ya like'em sliced or diced?
   -Space Cowboy

Never one to watch his cholesterol, Voltron loved to form the "blazing butter knife".
   -PatrickD

"Wow! I should ask Santa for weapons more often! This is my best Christmas gift EVER!"
   -EmSeeSquared

My opponent better not be like Darth Maul and have a double-ended Blazing Sword...
   -EmSeeSquared

My name is Enigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
   -PrincessBride's Father-in-Law

Either he's really pissed off, or else he's happy to see me.
   -chazzer

That's not a knife! This is a knife!
   -Celeste